i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am so disappointed with myself that it took so long to finally actually watch this and oh my god I’m so glad I did.
THE LITTLE PAT WHEN THEY SAY THEYRE BEST FRIENDS. This is too sweet to me oh my god
This makes me so fucking happy omg
"You’re gonna be old as balls!"
He loves that lizard so much awww. this is adorable.
"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created
The Family Business